it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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