Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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