Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
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No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
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I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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