how can u be prego again
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
soo... how was my night?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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