My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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