Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Michael Bay diarrhea
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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