I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
as a side note pls kill me
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