love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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