no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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