Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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