i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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