You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
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he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
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Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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