there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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