this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
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She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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