what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
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I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
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Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
he's single and there are thong briefs.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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