Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
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i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
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This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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