On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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