I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
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Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
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Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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