fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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