Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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