why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
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