That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Randomize
