is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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