i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
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How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
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She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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