susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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