I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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