This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
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I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
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ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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