He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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