spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
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SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
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Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I smell like Dick and happiness
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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