Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
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even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
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To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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