Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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