he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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