i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
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