do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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