I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
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I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
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2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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