Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
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Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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