did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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