eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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