so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I touched a dick in church today
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