WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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