you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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