Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
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At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
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especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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