Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
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