oh god the rape fog is back!
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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