and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
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She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
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When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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