trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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