Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
