playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
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adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
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Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
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