I wanna bring you to show and tell
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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