We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
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omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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