It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
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It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
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I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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