you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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