At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
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I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
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someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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