I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
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It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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