You're completely useless in the revolution.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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