I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
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Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
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Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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